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A smart businessman we know has taken to dangling a small handbag on his wrist, and he says it’s much better than having his pockets stuffed with diaries and cheque books and things. The only thing is that his cigar consumption has gone up: “With a camp thing like this you need a cigar on all the time to show you’re straight”.

ED: What about non-smokers who dangle chintzy handbags from their ever so “straight” wrists? Answers on a postcard to Atticus on The Sunday Times, who provided us with this little piece of nonsense.

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