Cottagers Beware

Cottagers beware, you are being surveyed ā€” not by the Metropolitan Police, or even the Metropolitan Opera – by the Council of British Ceramic Sanitaryware Manufacturers.

Squads of ladies and gentlemen are being sent to investigate public lavs of Britain. This was revealed when the council published a thirty page report of the public lavs at York racecourse, which have suffered grievous damage from users. ā€œPeep holes have been made in doors and dividing walls… graffitti was extensive.ā€

So if you see a little man taking notes…

Black Box News Service, Glasgow