Cottagers Beware

Cottagers beware, you are being surveyed — not by the Metropolitan Police, or even the Metropolitan Opera – by the Council of British Ceramic Sanitaryware Manufacturers.

Squads of ladies and gentlemen are being sent to investigate public lavs of Britain. This was revealed when the council published a thirty page report of the public lavs at York racecourse, which have suffered grievous damage from users. “Peep holes have been made in doors and dividing walls… graffitti was extensive.”

So if you see a little man taking notes…

Black Box News Service, Glasgow